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  2. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    (Source: overhumor, via odorimasu)

     

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  4. When you blame and criticize others, you are avoiding some truth about yourself.
    — Deepak Chopra (via lucifelle)

    (via daddyfuckedme)

     

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  6. mistress-mara:

    legs!

    (Source: lookonebicht)

     


  7. genocidercyo:

    clockey:

    you’re the window to my wall

    you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

    (via rociciooooo)

     

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  9. madriche:

    Pass that energy

    (Source: finalblessing)

     


  10. mowwwg:

    “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

    the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

    (via rociciooooo)

     


  11. upgraders:

    It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

    (via rociciooooo)

     

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  13. thesulfurandthesea:

    I can almost guarantee if I changed absolutely NOTHING about myself except for my weight, my life would be drastically different. and thats really fucking sad.

    (via rociciooooo)

     


  14. When We Cuddle,

    mildlyobsessivechuckling:

    I hope you dont mind if I,

    • wrap my legs around yours
    • lay my head above your heart
    • run my hands through your hair
    • play footsie with you
    • put my hand on your tummy
    • play with yours hands
    • give you fishy kisses
    • talk about my day
    • sing you a song
    • fall asleep in your arms
    • sacrifice you to satan 

    We might need to negotiate that last one.

    (Source: mgnxmskt, via rociciooooo)

     

  15. obsexxed:

    Kenecia Li